Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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