What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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