In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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