We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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