Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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