He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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