Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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