office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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