have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
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