I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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