your thong is hanging out like whoa
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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