dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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