I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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