I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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