Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
This beer is not sobering me up at all
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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