Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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