I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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