Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Randomize