fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I looked at my own cervix.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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