Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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