Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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