im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
this hospital has no fireball
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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