MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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