if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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