she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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