this boner is exhausting
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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