i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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