you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
Randomize
