Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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