That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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