Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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