His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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