How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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