physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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