So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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