when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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