He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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