So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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