Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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