what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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