He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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