in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Non-Jews are for practice
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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