If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I want a musical about memes.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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