idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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