Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
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