One girl and one boy is just not enough.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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