I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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