I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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