i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize