I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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