Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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