these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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