Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize
