i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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