Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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